River Song

Verb
To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.

Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.

Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.

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llama song

the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck

Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck

I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail

Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck

half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck

is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>

yay! Llama song FTW!!!

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Daewon song

the best skateboarder on the face of the earth. Master of the tech. Skates for almost & DVS. Named skater of the year by thrasher magazine. Also won video part of the year for his part in DVS's skate more. Born in South Korea then moved to California as a boy to persue his skating career. Famous for his friendly rivalry Rodney Mullen, founder of Almost. Famous for always wearing a beanie durning his video parts. A god livng on earth

Daewon song is the most gnar person alive

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Drinking Song

Any song you can swing your glass to, while getting belligerently shit-faced to

Any Irish jig would serve as a bad ass DRINKING SONG!

Hotdog Song

The songs hotdogs make when you put them in the microwave for too long. Sort of a high pitched wistle.

Guy: Dude, I think you put the hotdog in there for too long...
Other Guy: Nah, dude. I love to hear the hotdog song
Hotdog: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

Duck song

Best song in history

Did you watch the duck song

Yea it’s the best

alphabet song

HOLY SHIT IT'S JUST TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Guy: I JUST REALISED THE ALPHABET SONG IS TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Other Guy:My childhood is destroyed