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When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun
Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow
one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
when a person walks into a room (male/female) whip out your weiner and ejaculates on said persons facial area! after deed is done you have to throw pop rocks (any flavor will sufice) or other exploding candy onto the persons cum filled face. the pop rocks will then explode violently causing the person to panic and a searing pain to insue.
Carlton: "I suprised my grandma when she got home from the hospital with a splooge frenzy!"
A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter
That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.
The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.
You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING
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1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.
2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.
tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.
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When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu
I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some deja splooge before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.