Random
Source Code
Random
While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.
He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.
42👍 23👎
Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
Does X live here to?
No, he's just a sofa surfer.
41👍 23👎
A sex position where you have the Mrs in doggy style (ass up face down) and you mount her from behind on your knees and swing one of your feet over her shoulder and put it on her head / face (bare foot) and you grab both her arms and hold them while you put weight on the side of her face with your foot and the other knee. Next begin thrusting deep inside her.
Dude; "hey buddy you know that chick I took home last night"
Buddy; "ya dude, what happened?"
Dude; " I did the silver surfer to her last night"
Buddy; " awesome dude"
Dude; " ya she loved it"
39👍 23👎
A combination of coffee and weed to help wake you and chill out . So you can be both awake and productive as well as relaxed .
The combination of two substances : in this case marijuana and a good cup of Joe .
Starbucks and a kush blunt , the perfect Surfers Speedball .
I'm going to have my Surfers Speedball and hit the beach .
5👍 1👎
Someone whose interests are always changing or who never sees an endeavour through to the end; a capricious individual.
"That channel surfer's skateboard has been gathering dust in his garage ever since he started doing karate."
5👍 1👎
Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.
"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."
Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."
Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"
Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."
5👍 1👎
1. A band name.
2. A person who violates another person with their kundalini either intentionally or by accident.
Dude, you're such a butthole-surfer!
25👍 14👎