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1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
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When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
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When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.
I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!
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An unplanned baby arising from an internet date.
After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!
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One of the shittiest, most depressing places to live in Arizona. Boring as all hell.
Surprise, Arizona is lame as fuck.
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A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.
The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."
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While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
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