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Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer”
An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
When you give back shots and there’s semen on their back.
Last week I finally got with Katie and gave her hella back swimmers.
When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.
I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.
When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.
Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!
...im calling the police
When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."