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Hypno Toad- A world famous TV icon from the crazy world of futurama. Is currently being nominated for many awards.
Beware after 15 minutes of constant viewing can cause the following symptoms- Headaches, manic hair brushing , feeling of flying and necrophilia.
Hypno Toad e.g Scary freak who know everything irrelevant,nothing important and generally is green and slimy.aka Mr B
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Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.
Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!
Joe- No sir! That's not cool!
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A vagina when used in combination with a Tadpole Cannon.
My Tadpole Cannon accidentaly fired in her Toad Hole, I hope we don't make any frogs.
I destroyed her Toad Hole with my Tadpole Cannon.
Her Toad Hole smelled like swamp when I sniff-tested her, but I still used my Tadpole Cannon anyway.
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When it's so cold outside that your balls go inside your body resembling a toad going in its hole
Dude it's so cold, that I have a garage toad right now
A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.
Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.
A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.
Rashad: Dude, WTF is that smell?
Ridwan: I don't know man, I think I just startled a Sand Toad!
An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.
That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.
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