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A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.
"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"
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A rag commonly used to clean up after sex/masturbation. Broad term used to describe any material (such as face washer, tissue, curtains etc) used for cleaning up jism.
Dave uses his curtains as a gak towel
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Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.
The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.
Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."
I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!
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A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.
Baby, hurry up and grab crunchy towel! It's already coming out!
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n. Towel Town. A gentlemen’s establishment where you are issued a towel in lieu of your clothing.
Ironically, the “towel” is hardly large enough to be called a wash cloth.
A bathhouse.
Its an urban legend that Mary double parked in front of Towel Town to run in for a just minute whilst the 'ole lady was passed out in the back seat.
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A towel the size of a large hand towel that you keep handy to absorb "after sex" secretions. A towel that women use after sex to catch semen falling out of their vagina.
Man, after sex with Paul I always have semen dripping down my leg so I have to make sure I have a sex towel handy to clean up.
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(n) One who must wait on the shore with the articles that belong to the group while everyone else gets to frolic and play in the water.
Mitch, you're going to be the Towel Bitch because we have first dibs on the ocean.