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When one drinks too much and allows their friend to burn his or her's flesh with a lighter that has been held upside down while ignited so that the lighter head is hot as fuck.
Dan Fusco is an idiot for allowing jeff to give him a trooper mark.
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A super trooper is a person who believes that they are so American that they are above the law. They are typically either blindly patriotic or racist.
Some super trooper woman pulled a gun on a store employee cuz they told her to put a damn mask on then she bitched about her freedom
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A person that is so afraid of bad weather such as lightning, thunder, etc..
So they always look out every window every 2 seconds, look at the weather every two seconds, and freak out if they see one cloud.
OH MY GOD DUDE THERES CLOUDS ITS GONNA RAID!!!
Dude quit being a Storm Trooper, gosh..
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Gung ho military enthusiasts taken with TV shit like night sight goggles, smart bombs and robot tanks who don't realize that when they get into the real thing they don't even get enough armor to cover their ass from a 12 year old with a grenade.
Yo Starship Trooper, go real, go boom!
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When a female gets skull fucked she is a trooper therefore a skull trooper.
Yo I was with shawty last night. She a real skull trooper.
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Soldiers of the rebel alliance, these soldiers are usually the main bulk of the army.
The blaster rifles that they carry do not differ much in the rifles of the stormtrooper, but the rebel's rifles is more accurate and and hold about 5 more laser blasts.
They carry a blaster pistol as backup of the blaster rifle, these pistols have unlimited ammo, but do overheat over the constant use of it.
In jungle settings (Endor,Yavin 4) they ususally wear jungle camoflauge(green, light brown, stuff like that). When on icy settings(Hoth, Rhenvar)they wear full white camo.
(Luke)- Omg, that bizatch stormtrooper keeps on shooting me.
(Leia)- Lmao, i am gonna go Demon-Slap that asswipe.
(Luke)- Aight, but should we use a Rebel Trooper to go whup his cracka ass?
(Leia)- Wait, those stormtroopers are honkeys?
(luke)- Are you fuckin' retarded? I meant cracka as in thier armor.
(Leia)- Oh lol 1 ams nub.
(Luke)- Wtf did you just say? Wtf language is that?
(Leia)- Haw u r uber 1337.
You heat luke's lightsaber being swung and what sounds like a head rolling on the floor.
Pwned
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someone who stole Sarah Brighman's heart
Perri: Hi Sarah, how are you today?
Sarah: not great...
Perri: aww whats up hon?
Sarah: I LOST MY HEART TO A STARSHIP TROOPER!!!
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