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When you have to make it through the day but secretly your life is shit and is going down hill.
When someone texts or snapchats me and asks how i am i reply with the upside down smiley face.
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when the female is upside down on a step-stool inside a walk-in freezer, you punch her six times in the ovaries. This prompts quite the amount of blood, infertile eggs, and urine to be released. The male then puts his face into the upside down vagina and squeezes and sucks out the juices, thus becoming a mixture to revered.
The store GM insisted on performing the upside down cheesecake to all new female employees. He is a monster
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known in the gay community as a "giver", "turd burglar" etc etc
look biatch, than mans getting a goog old rodgering from that unside down gardener
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When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.
Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."
Every crazy girls favorite emoji. You use this emoji when you tell your bf everything is fine...but it's really not and he should be really worried about how he will be punished later
Oh so that's just an old HS friend that you just inboxed you on FB. That's cool she's probably really nice ( insert upside down smiley face) 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. Most women think this is a stupid move, however, it isn't. It's awesome.
I put my girl in the upside-down crane dropper last night and she loved it!
One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.
"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"
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