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vagina, the place that rules the world
don't fuck with the valley of power, it will fuck your world
Maple valley is a small town where the cool thing to do is sit in the fredmeyer parking lot “hitting the vape” (or Juul) doing nothing but comparing cars and the next upgrade you’re gonna get. Where the girls are hoes.. they hook up with all the guys in town. Hittin their Juuls and always talking shit, trynna start somethin for no reason.
Unfortunately I live in maple valley
A low income area, surrounded by small hills that we all call mountains. Everyone wears SoCal shirts and vans, wishing we were just like "California People" but many have never seen the beach.
Everyone but the old folks thinks our town and the dead looking desert plants are ugly and just cant wait to leave.
If you live in this town, you know how many kids end up addicts and pregnant at 16. There is a huge amount of tacky people wearing pajamas at Wal-Mart, and a huge amount of people who just cant afford to leave but want the best for their kids.
Good kids hang out at the public park in the day with their friends, drug deals go on at night. But no one is in danger, just too bored. The only thing to get into is drugs and alcohol.
We are all more prideful about the neighboring city, Joshua Tree. We say, "no, yeah" when we mean yeah and "yeah, no" when we mean no.
Is it just me or is everyone in Joshua Tree higher income?
Oh no, yeah. They definitely are, and they avoid the meth-head areas (yucca valley).
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A region in the south west part of the province of British columbia, Canada. It is full of horrible pedestrian ass Chinese drivers, hipster ass white kids who want to be rappers with their "sick bars yo" and it smells like chicken shit most of the year. That's because it's literally chicken shit. But it's damn beautiful here I gotta admit.
Person 1:. Hey, I'm moving soon
Persons 2:. Where?
Person 1: Fraser Valley
Person 2:. Are you going to pursue your long awaited career of rapping in the great outdoors?
Person 1:. You know it famsquad.
Small black hole in Northern California that will suck up your dreams. People often leave for a few years and then come back. Filled with self-titled "hardcore" bros, hippies, religious fanatics, wiggers, sluts with half a brain, various degrees of burnouts, and some alright people scattered around. Weed and meth are highly popular. We have some good local music & art but .01% of the population appreciates it. If you're living here on your own free will, you're probably waiting for something to fall into your lap without any initiation from yourself, or waiting to die.
-dude i'm finally leaving grass valley!
-oh sick, see you next month bro!
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Used to explain that something is exceptional and completely beyond normal/what you’d expect
E.g. he is gorg beyond the valley of gorgeous
E.g. I am shook beyond the valley of shook
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Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block
Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county
West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.
Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you
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