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May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.
Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
Carl is such a shit volcano.
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I . When a male is engaging in an act of vigorous masterbation and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. However, the contents of the scene in the pornographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the masterbater has already committed to purging gametes. The resulting effect is the masterbater attempting to cease the ejaculation but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
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No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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Examples:
I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.
II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.
When you take a dump on an airplane toilet that is so big you gotta get up and take a look. In that moment of excitement, you forget to put the seat down and hit the flush button. The vacuum toilet sprays excrement all over you and the bathroom.
Hey Greg, did you pack an extra shirt in your carry-on? I just had a Cincinnati volcano in the bathroom.
Jumping in your movie seat with a container of popcorn causing the popcorn to fly up in the air like a volcano.
While watching Halloween X there was a scary scene that resulted in several popcorn volcanoes.
When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.
I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.
When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.
My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!
This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano
For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis