wall watcher

An individual that stalks your twitter wall.

Aggressive wall watchers tend to involve themselves in A to B @reply conversations that were clearly not directed to them. While more passive wall watchers are apt to bring something up in casual conversation that you had discussed previously with a third party.

{1:15 PM} me: @myfriend hey do you want to go see a movie?

{1:15 PM} aggressive wall watcher: @me hey what movie are you and @myfriend going to watch?

{1:17PM} passive wall watcher: @me so do you like to watch movies?

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Wieght watchers

A fake way of losing wieght for insecure delusional girls that believe in any way of losing wieght and refuse to work out but want to get skinny by anything not called working out

Sometimes instead of doing this they choose to do twerking because they think it will help lose wieght and attract men.

Sometimes it works on men.

girl 1: I want to lose wieght but dont want to work out, I could do twerking but my mom said it makes me look like a fat whale tryin to take a dump :(

Girl 2: Maybe you should do wieght watchers I lost so much wieght , I think?

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CNN Watcher

A brainwashed sheep who virtue signals by posting the black square but supports exterminating the black weeds (abortion). A self righteous hypocrite who bans plastic straws and wears a mask but couldn’t give to shits about the 10 million people starving to death and is not only a prime candidate for the mark of the Beast because of their denial of God but they want to mandate deadly vaccines to everyone out of sheer ignorance to the fall of Babylon and the binary final resting places being Heaven or Hell.

Instead of saying the retards are running the school...the CNN watchers are running the school

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bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

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clock watcher

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.

"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!

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Night Watcher

Pointing your dick upwards so that the head of your cock sticks out of your pants and the underside is visible. The effect is that of a man peeking out over a ledge.

Dude, I was doing the Night Watcher all through Biology.
Classy.

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Bird Watcher

The act of a Fox observing Birds while they rest in their nest.

Look! I see a bird watcher observing them as they do their bird homework!

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