Mr Woody

another name for a boner

dude she was so hot as soon as i saw her i had mr woody in my pants again

Isaac Woody

An average Wolves fan with a bog eye. Similiar to Luke Bennet but is an absolute unit and plays brexit ball. Is also a sexy and handsome boy.

Is that Isaac Woody?
Omg he is so hot

Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.

Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"

Woodie's hoodie

Noun: A condom

Hey stranger, before we get down, let me go grab Woodie's hoodie so we can do this right.

woody johnson

A very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

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Woody Paige

possibly the wisest guy on the planet with his quotes

Woody Paige said "Lefties have rights too"

Woody Paige said "Life without bears would be unbearable"

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morning woody

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

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