dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

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thirty seven

The amount of times that a woman can realistically get fucked in one day without her pussy lips swelling up as big as Jimmie Walker's lips. If said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her vulva that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.

I was so horny yesterday, I fucked my girlfriend thirty seven times.

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skin thirty

Its what you reply to someone when they ask you for the time and you don't have a watch

person 1: hey, what time is it?
person 2: *has no watch* uh...skin thirty

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Skin thirty

A Hand based sundial; when one of your friends asks you what time it is and you're naught wearing your watch and you're naught umbilically attached to your cellular phone and you look at your bare wrist and say skin thirty.

"Hey, jables? What time you got? "
"Uhm.. skin thirty buddy, I'm naught wearing my watch."

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thirty face

When a male or female who is in their 20's looks like they are already in their 30's in the face.

"Well, I really like her body but she's got thirty face and she's only 22!"

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poo-thirty

Any time during the day or night when one's body makes a strong suggestion for the owner of said body to engage in the act of fecal excretion; especially via the Anus.

"Oh wow, I can feel it, it's almost poo-thirty", or, "What time is it?....it's almost poo-thirty".

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Noon Thirty

When you're trying to say 12:30 PM without explaining that you're talking about the afternoon, not the morning.

A: When is it due?
B: Twelve Thirty.

A: AM or PM?
B: PM, duh.
A: Well, why didn't you just say 'noon thirty?'

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