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once there was a guy with only one ball in his ballsack but that one ball was so heavy that the titanic couldnt handle it.
when america came to destroy godzilla and among us imposter they accedently hit the titanic. then hitler came and placed an iceberg to make nukes hitler farded so hard the ballsack guy his balls fell of and the titanic sank
guy 1:man my balls are so heavy today
guy 2: ah man thats titanic hitler among us godzilla fart
guy 1 please dont rape me
random guy: *cums*
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The most overated movie of all time, face it you never even watched the film, you just jumped into the badwagon of "If it sold out, it MUST be good".
The characters fall in love in 14 minutes, the ending is stupid in too many ways, and the fans use the "opinion" card all the time.
Why throw a fucking diamond worth 30 million in the water, you could make a statue, or fucking anything for that plank of wood called jack.
The movie is an insult to the people that died on the actual ship.
Titanic is gonna be 20 years old now, fucking end me.
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Girl that goes down the first time out.
"Ayye, guess what?"
"What?"
"I got top from that girl at Michelle's party Friday!"
"You mean you found a titanic?!"
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The Titanic was a Passenger Ship that started building in "March 31, 1909" and finished in " May 31, 1911" and released to the public in "10 April 1912". Titanic was a ship built in England and had the 3rd, 2nd, & 1st class passengers. The 3rd class cost around £3–£8/$15–$40 which in today's money would be 350-900, 2nd class cost around £12/$60 which in today's money is around $1,375, and official 1st class cost around $3,500, the most expensive "First-class parlor suite" costed around £870/$4,350 which would be around 100k today. They said "don't worry the ship is unsinkable" WHEN IT FREAKING SANK, I think they are just trying to lie to the people to make them feel safer which I totally get and understand. The reason why when they hit the iceberg and it caused such a huge damage is that when you see the top of an iceberg it looks small but in the bottom, it's like 7/8, so that was the story.
Facts: When in the "movie" they said Children and Woman first a lot of people think men were also allowed to go it was just in that movie.
The iceberg was spotted at 11.40pm on April 14, 1912, by lookout Frederick Fleet, who proclaimed: “Iceberg! Right ahead!” Fleet survived the disaster and was a lookout on the RMS Oceanic during the Twenties, before serving in the Second World War. Pranksters placed a pair of binoculars on his grave in 2012 with a note saying: “Sorry they’re 100 years too late”.
There was a ship that sank in "1912" named the "Titanic" and a lot of people died from it including family, friends, animals, other. The Titanic was claimed as "she" as all boats are girls technically idk lol. ;-;
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1. History's largest ship. Sunk in 1912 on its first voyage.
2. A movie about so-called ship. Stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet as Jack and Rose.
Titanic is the best movie ever
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A film referenced to in a completely separate, much greater film called White Chicks.
"Have you ever seen the film Titanic?"
"No, I...."
"Neither have I. Drink?"
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1)when something has gone horribly wrong; a major crisis or emergency.
2) when something is really lame
1. this party has gone titanic.
2. Your shirt is so Titanic...
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