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friendzone for life

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The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.

My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021


prom friendzone

Where a guy asks a girl to prom as a date but she "prom friendzones" him by saying: "let's go as friends". The girl hasn't got the courage to reject the guy.
See THE FRIENDZONE

Guy: "Hey, will you go to prom with me?"
Girl: "I'd love to ... let's go as friends"

Guy: "shit, I've been prom friendzoned"

by pjano2 February 23, 2014

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Self-Friendzoned

Self-Friendzoned is when you accidentally put yourslef into the friendzone with someone else. This is when they might have considered you as more than a friend, but you put yoursled right into the friendzone with someone you like. You can self-friendzone by making someone think that you are gay, or being wayyy to comfortable and honest with this person, distancing yourself from being attractive or sexy to the other person.

Girl One: How are things going with Dylan? Do you know if he likes you yet?
Girl Two: Naah. I messed everything up 'cuz we talk about everything, and now he tells me about masturbating and I tell him about my period. He'll never think I'm hot.
Girl One: Ooohh sounds like you self-friendzoned yourself girl.

by katiesmith125534567 December 13, 2017

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faux friendzone

Temporary friendzone

You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.

by MLPinkie Pie June 7, 2016


friendzone friendly

A form of friendliness that balances being polite and putting up boundaries. puts the individual in their place (the friendzone).

"Hey I don't like this guy but I don't want to be mean"
"Don't worry, just be friendly, but be friendzone friendly."

by sexidale44 September 23, 2020


gay friendzoned

When not only are you put in the friendzone, you're put in the 'you're basically my gay best friend' zone. Less than like a sister (when you're a guy) zone but more than the like a brother zone.

"Hey, bro, did you get it in?"
"Aw, man, didn't you hear? He's been gay friendzoned."

by catttttttttttttt August 8, 2013

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Schrödinger's Friendzone

When you're sort of in the friendzone but get enough of the occasional relationship hint to keep you just from accepting defeat.

"Hey Josh did you finally get with that sweet chick Bernice last night after all the hints she dropped?"
"Nah man I don't even know anymore... I think I've fallen into the Schrödinger's Friendzone"

by ColonelNuttybar March 21, 2017

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