When a person writes for a long time and the ••• appear on Facebook.
"Ugh she's been caterpilliaring me all day."
"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"
Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.
The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.
"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."
"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."
You don’t know if it is a vagina caterpillar until it turns into butterfly
When a person sticks ones finger into an ungroomed anal cavity resulting in a digit that resembles in an adolescent caterpillar
I was intoxicated and stumble upon a homeless guys butthole and in result i came home with caterpillar finger.
A Chirldren's book writen and published by Eric Carle in 1969 (Nice😏)
Me: Dad what is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
My (Nonexistent) Dad: One of the greatest book of my time.
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Absolute unit sickest cunt I ever had in my mouth
Glorious feel really gentle and moist
Oh cuthbert the caterpillar was so delicate and scrumptious
It's a rare creature, only grown in the early months after the winter solstice. The cabo caterpillar grants you the powers of freddy mercury and makes you unable to enter a school zone.
Ever since Sean grew that cabo caterpillar he can't pick up his kid from school or go to the bar without dudes grabbing his ass.