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ass crumbs

It is when a person does not take a shower for a few days and has taken a few dumps and leaves dried pieces of shit behind on the toilet bowl

I went to take a dump and some nasty fucker left ass crumbs on the toilet bowl seat

by Carl Hard October 18, 2008


Shit Crumbs

The flaky dry substance of fecal matter combined with toliet paper that is found on bathroom toliets

This toliet has not been cleaned in ages, look at all of the shit crumbs!

by D Phil March 04, 2006


poop crumbs

little pieces of poop, which look like crumbs, that is left behind after the primary poop has been flushed.

My roomate left alot of poop crumbs at the bottom of the toilet.

by poomp April 04, 2007


love crumbs

Acts of affection in an imbalanced romantic relationship carried out infrequently by one of the parties in order to give the other party a glimmer of hope that the continuation of the relationship is worthwhile.

"I don't know why Suzy stays with Andy; she dotes on him constantly and all he gives her are occasional love crumbs."

by taggypag March 08, 2010


pussy crumbs

Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.

Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".

by happy diver March 06, 2011


booty crumbs

when someone doesn't wipe their ass correctly after taking a phat shit and the rest of it gets hard and becomes booty crumbs

wow Jacob looks like you've got booty crumbs in your booty

by lollyholly1234567890 February 13, 2020


Freckle crumbs

The larger random freckles on and around your genitalia.

I'm going to follow your freckle crumbs like Hansel and Gretel and see where they lead me...

by Scroody November 05, 2017