ducking

approved substitution for 'fucking'

this is ducking stupid

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Duck

'Mi Duck'

Northern name for a friend.
Normally used in the Mansfield area

Ay up me duck

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duck

An underage girl, typically in a sexual context. See loli.

Is this duck?
gbt/l/

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Duck that

Spell check for "Fuck that".

Jimmy: "I kept texting you that I couldn't hit the bars tonight; I had to work in the AM. You kept texting back, "Duck that". What is this fucking duck you keep talking about?"

Joe: "FUCK that.... Ever heard of spell check, dumb ass?"

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Ducking

The act of ducks fucking dumbasses with wity dick-shaped dildos while just being ducks and living their lives.

John: When the ducks start'a duckin', the world order has been compromised and armageddon shall rain hellfire upon the non-believers like a blood snowstorm

Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking

John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives

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The Ducks

(Adj); Describing the same noise a person makes when he/she farts while running, for it sounds similar to duck's quacking.

*people jogging together*

Person 1: *ripping farts while moving*
Person 2: "damn, letting out the ducks."

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duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.

Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!

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