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The last horse to cross the finish line
God, that horse sucks, what's his name?
Hoof Hearted
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You can see her large Piss Hoof through those jeans!
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Another word for a Vagina, Pussy, Camel Toe, etc...
Guy # 1: Did you see Tina's horse hoof the other night at that party?
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.
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The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.
Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.
If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.
I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!
Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.
I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!