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When you get your Dick "stepped-on", someone has Stopped you
from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.
It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
Joe: "Hey Fred. Chris is selling me his car for $50 bucks. But I need to wait til tomorrow,
when I get the money.
(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).
Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"
*** Another example:
Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.
So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.
So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."
(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up
dating someone Else) !
Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn
doesn't like me either. :/ "
Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
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When you go out and with no effort whatsoever, a woman or women want to have sex with you. This typically happens for males in their prime.
I went out last night to hang out with the guys, and this girl literally fell on my dick.
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Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
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Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.
Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.
Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay
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An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.
Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.
Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"
Player 1: *rolls five 3's*
Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
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Another fun filled way of expressing your current state of being. Usually, one who is on some kind of psychoactive chemical or a cocktail of mind altering substances. This term is used to express the lack of doing anything of importance when asked if you are busy or unavailable. This term originated in norther california and unfortunately has graced the ears of very few. i.e see "rocking out with my cock out" and "hanging out with my wang out". Society was in desperate need of a better way to express ones current state without resorting to overused, cliched terms from far too many movies.
This term was originally coined by a young man named Andrew Hopson. Growing increasingly fed up with hearing commonly overused saying some jack off hear on a movie, Andrew Hopson decided it was time for the world to have something better, funnier, and unique. Only the few who have been exposed to this wonderous play on words, dare try using it in everyday communication. Watch it pop up in a movie now and than it's no good. So is, the way of the world.
"Hey bro, what are u up to man?"
"Not a damn thing man, just "Kickin' it with my Dick in it!"
"Alright, well is it cool if I roll through?"
"yeah man, like I said, just chillin here at my spot"
"Alright bro, u got a 40 u can get rid of?"
"I'll have it ready when u get here brah"
"wood"
"no worries brother"
"alright bud see u soon"
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Tricked my Dick is an expression used by a male when a woman has fooled him into believing she will have sex with her.
"So how'd it go with Annie last night?" "NOTHING HAPPENED! She Tricked my Dick!!"
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