Steppin on My Dick

When you get your Dick "stepped-on", someone has Stopped you

from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.

It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".

Joe: "Hey Fred. Chris is selling me his car for $50 bucks. But I need to wait til tomorrow,

when I get the money.

(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).

Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"

*** Another example:

Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.

So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.

So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."

(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up

dating someone Else) !

Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn

doesn't like me either. :/ "

Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.

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Fell on my Dick

When you go out and with no effort whatsoever, a woman or women want to have sex with you. This typically happens for males in their prime.

I went out last night to hang out with the guys, and this girl literally fell on my dick.

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shit on my dick

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

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my dick twitched

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.

Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay

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Shit On My Dick

An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."

"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"

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Tricked My Dick

Tricked my Dick is an expression used by a male when a woman has fooled him into believing she will have sex with her.

"So how'd it go with Annie last night?" "NOTHING HAPPENED! She Tricked my Dick!!"

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Bouncing on my dick

Term used to show off people

Hey ya bouncing on my dick, bouncing on my dick!

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