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Sig Sauer

A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.

Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.

“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”

“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”

“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”

by Herr Jaeger February 3, 2023


Sig pig

A girl who loves to sleep around with the fraternity... Especially one fraternity with the letter of sigma in the name

Jonathan fucked the sig pig

by No one ever in the world October 4, 2021


Hjallade sig

När man är som en rått och man heter Hjalmar lindström

Fan han hjallade sig där asså!

by GwFD414 June 5, 2020


to sig

v. to add a statement to your signature, usually used on web forums.

Flowers: Look, if God didn't want me to eat babies, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious sugar. And cinnamon.
.... OK, maybe I brought the cinnamon myself. But still.

You: LMAO! I GOTTA SIG THAT

Alexandra: sig? I like how that is a verb "to sig"

by Irisdaisy April 25, 2009


Sig

When you saysigh” but you lost your “H”

Person1: sig
Person2: lost your “h”?
Person1: yea I lost it again
Person2: ere ave mine
Person1: Thanks now I can “sigh”

by Cake.CHR June 4, 2019


SIG

Short for Sleep is Good

man SIG tonight!

by jjbui March 31, 2010


Sig

Another name for the nordic name, Sigurd,

Silver: Hey Sig, how are you?
Sigurd (me): I am doing good, Silver.

by uyggnickuf September 13, 2023