Turkey Sub

A turkey sub is how we roll in P-town. A gesture of greeting, joy, or excitement. Involves one person giving a high-five and another giving them a fist. When the high-five meets the fist, the magic of the turkey sub is formed.

Was first developed when Person A had already committed too much to the high-five, and did not have time to adjust to Person B's rock, thus causing them to grab said person's rock and enclose it with the palm of their hand and shake it like an idiot.

Is most likely found when first meeting a stranger and not knowing their handshake methodology preference. Whatever they bring, just bring the opposite. If they bring the rock, give that rock a high-five! If they bring the high-five, bring the heat with your rock. Good times.

Can also be found in a 12-inch version.

Turkey Sub me!

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Sub Punching

Doing something awesome. In Captain America: The First Avenger, Cap takes out a submarine by punching it. This is an act of being awesome. The sub is a metaphor for an object, person or event of which someone defeats or conquers in some way.

There is also to have your sub punched when something less than awesome happens to you.

I got straight As, proposed to my lady friend and won the lottery, its been a day of sub punching!

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firehouse subs

Sandwich shop that was founded by firemen and you can taste it. Firehouse is 10 times better than Subway. They only need two types of bread, white and wheat, unlike Subway who uses their bread to cover up that there is no meat on the sandwich.

Origin for the infamous group "F.H.E.", composed of jesse, bryan, and tyler, with such hits as "Salt and Pepper" and "Put it in the Toaster".

guy 1: Im hungry for a sub but if we go to subway i wont get full.

guy 2: Lets go to Firehouse subs, they actually put meat on their subs

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Throwing Subs

When you diss someone & don’t mention any names .

Girl 1 : Sis mad ugly and she can’t dress

Girl 2 : You throwing subs at Ashley????

Ashley : I saw you was throwing subs on insta i wanna fight

Girl 1 : no i wasn’t .

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sub-literate

The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.

"Man, why was ridiculous spelled wrong in that email?"

"Probably because Eric is sub-literate."

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sub roll

The shape given to the area of a woman's panties or thong above the vaginal opening and below the "FUPA" caused by an excess of unmaintained pubic hair. In other words, the excess hair gives rise to the appearance of a sub roll stuck in the woman's panties.

I bent down to help her out, looked up her skirt, and saw that she had a sub roll jammed in her panties with some lettuce pouring out the side.

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italian sub

Word used to describe someone with disturbing and nauseating body odor.

Someone that smells like oil, vinegar and onions due to poor hygiene.

Me: "God! Steve?... when was the last time you took a shower?"

Steve Caprio: "What the fuck are you talking about dude?"

Me: "You fuckin stink like an Italian Sub dude!"

Steve Caprio: "Fuck you Kosak!"

Me: LOL

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