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The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.
His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.
Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.
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An alcoholic beverage that consists of a beer, a shot of vodka, a shot of whiskey, a shot of rum and crushed adderal all mixed into a beer bong.
A Teddy Roosevelt will fuck you up.
Animatronic toy from the 80s made by Worlds of Wonder. Plays special animated cassette tapes in his back. Can be paired with another animatronic toy named Grubby, who is an octopede. Teddy Ruxpin is very nice and loves to go on adventures with his friends all of Grundo!
Hey, i heard you just got a Teddy Ruxpin off of eBay
When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.
Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.
Clothing company created by Hila and Ethan Klein (h3h3productions) in 2018
Known for their quirky and colorful designs Teddy Fresh has quickly established itself as the clothing company for creative and comfy clothes.
Person 1: Duude, have you seen the new collection from Teddy Fresh?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome! Hila is so good at designing clothes!
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Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.
If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.
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Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.
Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.
A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.
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