Pig Oil

Pig Oil is used by gym junkies who continiously abuse performance inhancing drugs & lift bulk weights

Check out that dog over there on the squat rack, hes been abusing bulk Pig Oil, I always see him doing squats with them other juice monkeys

Roll oil

The act of smoking good meth in a glass pipe. Refers to the liquified meth which resembles motor oil.

What are you doing tonight?

Im gonna roll oil.

Oil Well

When a Saudi Prince donates money online to a western woman thus stimulating the western economy

Prince Abdar, of the Saudi royal family, donated recently 50,000 dollars to his favorite oil well in America

oil dredging

Oil dredging is a sex position where the women is laid on here back with the anus sticking up while the male inserts his penis from above until she shits in an explosion of feces.

Billy's penis stinks because he was oil dredging all night with his girlfriend.

oil check

Oil Check: act of sticking a finger up someone's butt hole, through clothes, usually during pictures or other public events.

During the wedding pictures yesterday Joe Pa got me with an oil check.

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oiled up

To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey.

I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite classic rock jams.

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Oil can

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

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