Turtling

The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.

I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.

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Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.

My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower

Turtled

To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat

Did you hear that girl got turtled?

Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

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turtling

The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).

Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.

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Turtling

When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.

She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.

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