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Baby Yoda is the cutest thing in the universe.He rides in a floating white basket.He is the Mandalorians son.He wears a little sweater and he has the cutest face.He is not actually Baby Yoda but one of Yodas kind. :p
Omg Baby Yoda!
Karen look at how cute he is!
Look at this merch!
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Basically Minions for millennials, normies, and people who got in the hype of buying disney plus just to watch The Mandalorian until the show is over and people stop giving their shekels to Disney.
person 1: OMG BABY YODA IS FUCKING ADORABLE AS SHIT!
person 2: IKR I WANT TO HAVE BABY YODA!
person 1: NO I WANT BABY YODA MORE!
person 2: STFU! BABY YODA IS MINE!
person 3: OMG FUCK OFF ABOUT THIS BABY YODA SHIT!
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An inanimate object that is strapped to your back thus weighing you down.
Sorry I'm late for class. This lifeless yoda must weigh 50 pounds.
To take a massive dookie... so huge, and powerful that it could speak universal truths from the bowl, before you flush him away...
Dude, I just curled a yoda that was so massive it cloged the hopper...don't you have a plunger in this place?
Tomorrow when I curl a yoda, he's definitely gonna be sporting some of this delish corn...
A sexual position based on Yoda, agility, and the force. Danger level is very high, but the end result makes it worth while.
At the beginning of a double yoda, your partner latches on to your back and you engage in a backflip. The partner then jumps off in mid flip and as you both land, you insert from behind. A force-binding cry should ensue. Appropriate cries include, "Afraid are you?" and "Can you feel the force?"
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The syndrome of getting your sentences muddled when under pressure or being made nervous, so one sounds like Yoda from Star Wars i.e. when a person you are attracted to starts talking to you.
Josh: Hey Mandy, What you doing this weekend?
Mandy: Going mum with shoppin at the mall.
Josh: What?
Mandy: (Gets embarrased)I totally have Yoda Syndrome
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Pornographic camera view showing the dick going into the pussy from underneath.
Dude, check the puss in the yoda cam view.
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