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A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
Captain Toasty just kicked my ass, which is no surprise.
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Variant of ho, this refers to a highly tanned member of the species. Generally reserved for those who achieve their tans artificially (fake-bake).
Like, omigod, just look at Cristina. Over break, she turned into the school's biggest toasty-ho.
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the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
Toasty lunch is a weird guy on PlayStation who is a limp Spaghetti noodle
Yo toasty lunch how u been
Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.
I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.
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