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1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks
"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"
"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"
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At the culmination of coitus (preferably doggy-style) you retrieve your banjo, lift it over your shoulder and bring it down upon your present partners head. The dossal tones that will emanate from this southern harp will remind one of a honky tonk.
-a slight variation would be to sing a country or blue grass line (instrumental or vocal) before impact.
Most girls don't care for country or blue grass, but everyone enjoys a good honky tonk.
-Hey Jen, where did that bump come from?
-One of the 12 guys I screwed for money gave me a honky tonk.
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That be the sound it make when you hit a white man on his forehead with a spoon.
Did you heard the "honky tonk" when Fred got he self hit just above his eye brow with that old tea spoon.
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One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy
Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.
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1. Country songs about public policy.
A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.
There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.
There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.
The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.
He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.
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What New Englanders call apple peelers
Get the Honky Tonk out of the drawer and peel those granny smiths
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An excessively Caucasian, ignorant and racist individual.
Mary is a honky tonk yankee doodle bitch.
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