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To sniff a Gram cocaine in unlikely situations without any one else knowing.
Was at the womans nephews birthday party, but it was ok because I had a sneaky gram of coke and was ninja tooting all day.
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Esther Dropped her cigarette during a game of bridge, and bent over to pick it up, but she forgot she wasn't wearing panties and she exposed her grey Toot Purse to her girlfriends.
feeling a slight forward propulsion from farting on the go
I was in a uncomfortable walk lock with this stranger until I invoked a powerful toot boost propelling me ahead leaving him in my wind.
A dry fart.
I thought it was a rooter-toot, but it was a shart!
Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.
I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)
When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.
Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"
Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
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To smoke cannabis in a drop pipe.
Similar to a water bong but with no gauze. Tobacco is wedged in the pipe before the cannabis is added. This is burnt and inhaled in one breath, and as it shrinks the ash is sucked down into the water in a final 'pop'.
Popping toots get you the most stoned out of all ways there are in the world, fact.
Jon: why did you screw the top off that bong arial?
Bob: bongs are pap, im gonna pop a toot
Fred: mate, you look grey and I cant see your eyes!
Bert: shit man I popped 8 toots in a row.....
Richard: load me a toot bill
Bill: load yer own i'm too caned
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