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Toronto scale

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel

--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!

by Number17 June 21, 2014


Toronto Girls

Characterized by Canada Goose jackets, lulu leggings, uggs, and a messy buns. They all look the exact same.

They are such toronto girls in their lulu lemons, uggs, and canada goose.

by ghjkjhgfdrtyfguhjko February 2, 2011

82๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


University of Toronto

Psst. The University of Toronto is easy to get into. However, be warned, it will screw you in the ass. Courses are curved to a C while other unis curve to an A (like Western). Also, you don't enter UofT when you are admitted. You enter a stream. Then you have to make PoSt, which is typically pretty hard to do and very competitive. DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL.

Man, the University of Toronto fucked me again with a 62 in first year economics. Now I cannot make PoSt and I'm stuck with a shitty GPA while all the Western and Queens students party all night.

by WOWSNoob April 28, 2020

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Toronto Turban

The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.

โ€œYo this chick was such a freak I gave her a Toronto turban last night it was fucking wickedโ€

by rogoed July 7, 2009

68๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


university of toronto

1. Best known as the Harvard of Canada and a member of the "Canadian Ivey Leagues", known for its academic prowess.

2. The first university in the world to maximize profits by accepting even those students it would normally reject through periperal second-rate campuses in Scarborough and Mississauga.

3. Home to the nation's greatest masochists who slave away sleep deprived and stress -ridden for mediocre grades while their peers drink booze and party at other universities, only to discover upon graduation that none of it mattered.

University of Toronto student: OMG WTF that guy from Ryerson got the job! I spent 4 years being a no-life, phoning my professors every weekend asking for research positions during the summer, worked my ass off, graduated with a 3.5 gpa and I still didn't get the job.

Ryerson kid: Dude, I showed up to class and got a 4.0.

by maude12345 July 6, 2009

894๐Ÿ‘ 504๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto Shordy

A Toronto Shody is a girl that lives in Toronto. But they have some traits. They tend to act like โ€œHot Cheeto Girlsโ€ in other words (ghetto). Theyโ€™re lowkey all treeshes and will fuck any guy they see. The White Toronto Shodys are easy to crack too and are easy to get play off of. They Black ones are sweet but act hardddd. Theyโ€™re lowkey wifey material but are hard to crack to and move hollywood when they get there lacefronts done. Youโ€™ll always catch Toronto Shories rocking a bubbly jacket or the air force 1s. But if she got that on she belongs to the STREETSSS!! Toronto shoddiest claim they donโ€™t like Toronto Mans but are lowkey obsessed with them. Toronto Shordies are all battries and cant live without edges , as a matter of a fact they canโ€™t live without edges , lashes or weave. BUT THERE LOWKEY TURNTTT!!

Marcus: Whos that girl?
Kayla: Oh thatโ€™s Justice ! Thirty ass bitch Sheโ€™s a Toronto Shordy

by ionlyspeakfactsperiodt July 25, 2020

22๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto Left

A right turn made from the left (passing lane).

"Oh crap I need to turn right but I'm in the wrong lane and I'm going to miss my turn. Oh well, I'll make a Toronto Left."

by Paul Barry March 14, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž