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Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
(v) To be aroused.
(n) A boner
(adj) For a guy to have a boner
Darren: "I'm going to torque you so hard."
Darren: "I banged my torque."
Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."
To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.
Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)
I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?
Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.
What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?
The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.
I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.
So torqued, so hard, so embarassing ready to fight any human intelligence to cross his path, sad.
Fully torqued, so hard, so embarassing.