Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

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Big tuck

The Dopest rapper from D-town.....

Damn, Big Tuck is dope

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turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.

During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.

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blubber tuck

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants

Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".

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The Rogan Tuck

Inspired by the fact that Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are two sides of the same coin.

Commonly, when a homophobic guy allows two other guys to shit on him while he simultaneously gets off by sounding his penis with a cowboy catheter.

" That guy is a bigoted piece of shit, but I saw him begging for The Rogan Tuck on Craigslist last week. Fucking hypocrite. "

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Tuck and Roll

A modern urban "tactic" employed in firearms training to get around obstacles while continuing a forward movement. It is most often employed by Airsoft or Paintball gamers, however it may be used by live-fire weapons personnel as well.

The technique, almost always done while running, involves diving forward in such a way that your shoulder lands on the ground first, and you roll into a little ball. As you come out of the ball, immediately spring back up into a running stance, or move into a kneeling position.

A Tuck and Roll can be seen in the movie "SWAT" during the shooting range sequence.

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upwards tuck

When a male gets a boner and he needs to hide it he tucks his penis under his waistband to make it less obvious. It works better with a belt.

In class you get a boner and you need to preform the upwards tuck.