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When your girl puts her hands in the freezer then gives you a hand job.
Damn brah, Sally gave me the most frigid Nordic Tug ever last night! I think my dick has frostbite!
The act of both parents grabbing a hold of their newly born, unwanted child and pulling in opposite directions until the baby comes apart. The goal of this is to see who gets the bigger half, much like breaking a wishbone.
The winner is said to have peace and prosperity for their entire life.
"Man I can't believe she got knocked up again. We need to have a game of tug-a-baby when this bastard is born."
"I have been having bad luck lately, I need to have a kid so I can play tug-a-baby and win. Then I'll be lucky."
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The sexual act of using double sided anal beads with your partner and clenching hard. You then tug in opposite directions, and whoever forces the beads to come out of their partner first, wins.
"Man, I heard Linda and Stacy like to get freaky in bed."
"Yeah, rumor has it they like to play Tug of War a lot."
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The act of masterbation.
I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.
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A male that graciously offers up a tug job upon request. The Tug Boy may offer their services for some form of consideration such as cash or drugs or they simply may be promiscuous and enjoy giving a good handy and do it for free to anyone that asks.
Dan enjoyed spending the weekend at the local gay bar. He earned extra cash by offering up services as a Tug Boy in the restroom.
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Masturbating while you're sad.
John: Aww man! I'm stuck at home all weekend.
Kari: Looks like you'll be treating yourself to a nice plate of boo tugs tonight.
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Tug Lipe is how Filipinos say 'Thug Life' - they are all fans of 2Pac and alls they eat is barbeque. No eat big cookie.
White Guy: "Hey Geoff, what are you writing on your arm?"
Filipino: "Tug Lipe mons, Tug Lipe."
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