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someone who stinks and has always got snoton their clothes. Example stinks
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The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.
"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."
"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
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When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.
I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!
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Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.
"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"
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A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.
Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.
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nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
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One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"
One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.
“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”