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When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.
"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."
The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.
When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.
"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.
The best after sex snack is totally Turf butter! Gooey, salty goodness!
The football equivalent of a puck bunny
“That girl is a turf thot she only goes to games for the guys”
the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"
mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"
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Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.
John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.
When you shove turf in someone’s ass and they start rolling around.
Oh boy, he has severe turf ass!