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What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.
Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!
The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.
When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.
"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.
The best after sex snack is totally Turf butter! Gooey, salty goodness!
The football equivalent of a puck bunny
“That girl is a turf thot she only goes to games for the guys”
When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.
Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.
Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.
John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.
When you shove turf in someone’s ass and they start rolling around.
Oh boy, he has severe turf ass!