two fingers up, one down

to say deuces (goodbye) to someone and then flick then off (fuck you). Usually used when someone pisses you off or you don't want to talk to them anymore. (Yes it means you put two fingers up and then leave the middle one up.)

"why are you acting like a little bitch...that's why no one can stand you!"

"Man, two fingers up, one down"

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Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

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Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”

I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

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theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

stone two birds with one bong hit

To complete two jobs with one action.

Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!

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rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

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two in the pink one in the stink

index and middle finger in the puss, and pinkie in the brown hole. Also known as two in the town one in the brown, two in the city one in the shitty, and two in the grass one in the ass.

I hit that bitch two in the pink one in the stink

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