ubered

To feign interest and availability in having sex with someone attempting to pick a person up at the bar to get a free taxi home. Usually ends with the sexual interest jumping out of the solicitor's car and running away at a major intersection somewhat near his or her home.

- "Dude, I can't believe those chicks totally Ubered us!"

- "Sorry bro. You got Ubered. Happens. You want my wifi password?"
- "I ain't got no money for a cab -- let's Uber those old dudes. Holy cow, that one on the left looks like Akroid."

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uber

(adj.) Typically used on the internet to mean either really or a great quanity of.

I was uber surprised when my dog tried to eat me in my sleep this morning.

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uber

Something that is cool and super at the same time.

Dude that is totally uber or Dude this place is like uber creepy.

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Uber

1. adj. a word to describe something of great size.
2. adj. a word to describe an emotion

1. "That dog is uber big!"
2. "Dude, I am uber sad!!"

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uber

A word only online faggots use, so if you don't want to be considered some internet geek, then try not to use this word..

"that is uber fantastic!!"

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Uber

Short for "Uberingram". A.K.A. Christopher Schumaker Meyers. The GREATEST POST WHORE ON TEH INTARWEB.

UBER OWND JOO SUCKA. Uber Is My Hero.

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ubering

using your mobile device via the app uber to on demand order something to come to your location

who's ubering a kitten today?

on october 29th, 2013 uber allowed you to tap a button and have a kitten come to your location (automatically detected) so you can play with it for a little bit

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