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When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."
Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
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The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.
Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.
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A off minue McDonald's item that consist of
1 Buttermilk chicken sandwich
inserted between the patties of
2 A Big Mac sandwich
I so hungry a McGangBang isn't going to cut it, I'm going for the Ultimate McGangBang.
When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit
Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty
Wild person that has no sense of humor and is retarded
That guy is such a ultimate blaze
The lowest variation of dioning someone. The ultimate gaz involves increasing friendship on Pokémon GO through an underhanded way like sending an unsolicited EX pass to end a friendship stalemate then once you secure the XP for yourself, delete there account as a friend so they don’t get the gains as a Fuck you for making you wait
Me and friend X have been one day to go for ages so I gave them the Ultimate Gaz as revenge
When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.
I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.