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The act of placing one's nose againts a male ass and having him fart in your face while jerking him off.
She knelt behind him, stroked his cock and patiently awaited her Vancouver Deuce.
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A shitty/pussy hockey team based in Vancouver with the most dumbass fans who get excited af after winning one series after 9 years. Also, got their ass kicked by the Big Bad Boston Bruins in the 2011 Finals after taking cheapshots at Bergeron (one of the most respected players in the NHL) and then complaining like bitches when the Bruins kicked their ass later in the series. Vancouver fans are very obnoxious and almost as delusional as Leafs fans if that is even possible. For example, after getting outscored 23-8 against Boston in 2011 and being blown out 4 times during the series (only went to game 7 cuz they won 3 games by 1 goal every time and Luongo saved their ass) , they somehow still manage to try and justify how they should have won the series. Not only this, but their dumbass fans burned down their city after getting smoked 4-0 in Game 7 of the final.
Fred: Hey how come the Bruins are kicking the Vancouver Canucks' ass so badly, both on the score board and physically.
Mark: Oh, that's just because the Vancouver Canucks thought they were gonna intimidate the Bruins in Games 1 and 2 by attacking Bergeron and taking pussy cheapshots including giving Nathan Horton a concussion. That's why the Bruins are kicking their ass now.
Fred: Ohhh now that makes sense.
Mark: Yea don't worry about Canucks fans. They'll find a way to paint the Bruins as the bad guy without giving their pussy team any responsibility for taking cheapshots.
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a combination/variation of "The shocker" and the "Show Stopper"
Instead of using your fingers stack your hands on top of each other, balancing your pinky on your other hands thumbs. Similar to the position of preparing to shake one's hand with either hand
this position is to show how nice canadians are and how the want to shake everyones hand and say hi to everyone.
the hand on top will be use for the front door, the bottom for the back door.
A: I heard you gave her a shocker last night
B: nah man the Vancouver Handshake is where its at.
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When a horny Ob-Gyn has anal sex with a pregant woman in labor, while sucking on her milky titties and administering an epidural in the tip of his penis thus, the woman in labor receives the pain medication through the doctor's sexual fluids.
Doctor 1: I just delivered a baby and a Vancouver Milkshake to that MILF!
Doctor 2: Dag yo! They need me in the rocket neuroscience surgery lab.
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Canada's best NHL team, and the best in the NHL. Won the Stanley Cup in 2009/2010 season.
Daaauuuyyyuuummmm....Burrows and the Sedins are the $hit! Vancouver Canucks are the best ever!
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A suburb of the city of Vancouver; This is a place where the people think they're better than everyone else. It's funny that they think they're richer, and that their houses are the biggest and most expensive, because that's home to NORTH VANCOUVER. Guess what, in West Vancouver you'll pay for a crappy house worth shit but said to be in a good location. Where as in North Vancouver you'll actually get a house worth your money.
West Vancouver children are pussies.
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North Vancouver is a mix of industrial, residential and commercial area's. In general poorer people live closer to the water, where the industry and railroads are present. Lonsdale Avenue is the main drag where there's many poor quality restauraunts and small businesses. On east 15th street Dr. Pollock circumcises the local babies, while a few blocks away the well-heeled Christan youth study the bible at STA. Owning a 3 series BMW with an 'N' is the greatest symbol of status in North Vancouver. Unfortunately the vast majority of such people are foreigners who don't give a shit about our country. At the local gym's there's dozen's of Iran's who form their own isolated cliques. On the street's there's a variety of local's and poorer outsourced workers. Parent's usually prefer rearing their young here as opposed to Surrey or Richmond. North Vancouver children in the upper echelons of Grouse Mountain rarely encounter domestic violence or hard drugs, as is the norms across the Iron Workers bridge. North Vancouverite's generally have inner longings of living in the British Properties, but are unable to afford the switch. In summary, North Vancouver is a community about lousy transit, large and exclusive Asian and Iranian clique's and wimpy children who live a sheltered existence. It is highly advised for newcomer's to live as far away from the water as possible. The waterfront is known for aboriginal drunkeness, suburban single parent raised youth, whom ride the buses and create a micky-mouse lifestyle of rap and punk music, are unable to afford private trasnportation due to smoking and marijuana usage, they create a hostile environment outside large establishments. The lack of bus service and commercial buildings makes moving up the hill common sense for educated people. Expect to have you're vehicle vandalized if you park in suspect neighborhoods. It should also be noted that there are many foreign drivers with Toyota's with tissueboxes in the rear. These drivers are easily distracted and offten fail to see pedestrians or other cars. North Vancouver is devoid of any clubs, which is part of the problematic environment for many of the ghetto youth's. Living in North Vancouver is a mistake unless you move right up the mountain. Otherwise, West Vancouver and Lionsbay are preferable to individuals who prefer to live with the creme de la creme.
North Vancouver kid's have no balls compared to Whalley kids. In reality most of them only have stuffy noses and soiled underpants.
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