The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.
"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"
When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."
Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:
Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."
You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."
A conversation with someone, who helps you relax your mind, body and soul. You feel rejuvenated after the interaction. What physical yoga does to your body , verbal yoga does that to your mind
After a hard days work and grueling hours spent at office, a verbal yoga session with my friend helps me unwind
When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
a verbal hoe is somebody who talks to everyone but does not do sexual acts with them
She is such a verbal hoe she has talked to like 50 guys but she is still a virgin
a rapper that has far surpassed any and all expectations of himself by himself and everybody around him. to sum it up verbal trikz = lyrical fire. have a nice day.
did you get that new "verbal trikz" album? my car exploded when i tried to play it cause it was so awesome!