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When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."
Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:
Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."
You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.
Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."
When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
a verbal hoe is somebody who talks to everyone but does not do sexual acts with them
She is such a verbal hoe she has talked to like 50 guys but she is still a virgin
The use of words to flush ones head out of their ass
I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.
Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.
Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.
Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.
Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)