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Having Vin Diesel's humongasaurus man-titties.
Daym, look at those vin titties about to rip open his shirt.
The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
These people are not pussy magnets, and are also extreme haters. Evil Vin Cecil's tend to be very submissive and they're likely to answer "fucking sure!" to most any question that comes their way. Lastly Evil Vin Cecil's have a very strong love of bacon, and are typically found driving prius's.
When did you become an Evil Vin Cecil?
Cock in the back of a van
My homie just got some MAD coq au vin from his uncle Clive
Being awesome especially in the face of the non-awesome.
"man that dude is always so positive and never stops smiling ...that's just vin-sanity
A man with inherent family values
Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!
Vin Diesel: Because Family
Some guy that would choose family over anything
Vin diesel: God might be strong but not as strong as family