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The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.
-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?
person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc
person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
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an outpouring of romantic, schmaltzy feelings by someone who has romantic intentions towards the listener - usually when the listener is unprepared for such feelings and does not return the sentiment
"He called me last night and told me he loved me. It was weird and unexpected and I'm grossed out by the feelings vomit. I haven't even talked to him in 3 weeks!"
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The process of defecating that is subject to a large volume being passed in waves, during one sitting.
Guy 1: Dude, why were you in the bathroom for so long.
Guy 2: Man, that was some bad Chinese food – rectal vomiting was not my idea on spending the last hour.
A vomit fedora is an object in which one vomits into after tipping it for a lady and said lady kicks them in the dick.
Some wench kicked me in the dick, so I vomited into my vomit fedora.
when you become so scared that you instantly feel the need to vomit.
Dave dropped a butcher knife right next to where Carol's baby was sitting earlier today.. He told me he's been experiencing some crazy shock vomit ever since.
To produce something so amazing that you are left feeling dazed and confused.
I've been writing this amazing stuff lately. I feel like I've been vomiting rainbows or something.