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Definition: One who visually preys on the rounded swelling/protuberance near or around a males groin area. Giving the preyer a sense of sexual & mental satisfaction.
Synonyms: sexual predator, pervert, creep.
The Bulge Vulture peered at the men as they walked through the front office.
A person who knows the sound of a coffee maker quite well, though never brews a pot. As soon as a coffee vulture hears the sweet sound of morning ecstasy brewing they immediately drop whatever unimportant task is being poorly done to find the source. Once located, a coffee vulture will then spectate, possibly drooling down its shirt. Whilst waiting awkwardly in a doorway or some other location that obstructs the flow of traffic, a vulture never lets its beady eyes leave the objective. Silently waiting either because watching is as much as its little brain can handle or because it has been labeled a fucking idiot and no one fucking gives a shit what this piece of shit has to say anyways. Upon the coffee maker's completion of its task the vulture waddles over and pours a cup before anyone else. The vulture is first not due to speed, but rather the overall repugnant nature of such a 'person', once the vulture's destination is known that area is then vacated and avoided until it has left. Upon filling its cup the vulture then returns to whatever meaningless task it was doing, periodically returning for more coffee until dry. After which this piece of shit might say, "Looks like we're out of coffee." in hopes that someone more useful than they may make another pot it can wait on.
"Is the coffee done yet?"
"No, the coffee vulture is still in there."
"Damn, I guess I'll just wait."
Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.
It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*
Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.
Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.
Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.
Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
the girls that come out to parties wearing so much makeup that their faces start to slide off. Makes you want to blot their faces with tissues.
Swoop down on any semi-attractive male one by one, like vultures circling their prey.
Come in packs
girl 1: "man, I was at this party when suddenly these vulture girls swooped in out of nowhere and started hitting up the guys one by one."
girl 2: "yeah, they tend to circle their prey"
The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.
Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.
Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?
Luke: Who cares? There's cake!
Ann: You cake vulture.
British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
A woman, a lot of the time unattractive, who hangs out in dive bars and try's to pick up men. She lurks at the end of the bar, and when your buddy walks up to the bar to order a drink, she attempts to seduce him. It is imperative that you educate your friends, before entering the bar, about the call of the vulture slut. If one of your friends is in danger of falling prey to this woman, he must immediately utter to you or another friend: "Brrrah - cahh", and you must acknowledge his plight by responding: "Brah - cah, nigga - cah!". This allows all in your group to recognize his situation and come to his aid, before she sinks her talons into him and flys away with her massive labias like a giant pink bat.
The most effective way of deterring her is to run up on her, shove your palm right in her face while pushing her back with it, and saying "Back up out my nigga face".
V - "Hey big boy how you doin tonight? :)"
A - "Yo Todd, Chris is gettin hit on by that vulture slut"
B(Chris) - "Brahh cahh!!!"
A - "Brah cah, nigga cah!"
A to V - "Back up out my nigga face, bitch"
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