milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

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Crap Wagon

A large or excessively big amount

That is a crap wagon of money!

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stabbin wagon

a car where you take your girl to stab (have sex with)

i railed dennis in the stabbin wagon last night

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Pussy Wagon

A yellow Chevrolet Silverado SS driven by "The Bride" (Uma Thurman) after discovering she was raped in a state of unconsciousness at the hands of the head nurse, Buck, the original owner of the vehicle; in Quentin Tarantino's film, Kill Bill: Vol.1. The truck used in the film is currently possessed by Tarantino.

The pussy wagon is driven by men with small phallic members.

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douche-wagon

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.

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g wagon

Popular nickname, referring to the Mercedes-Benz G class sport utility vehicle.

I seen Oprah Winfrey in an all black G Wagon with bulletproof glass, and secret-service tint.

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Bean Wagon

When the opposing Call of Duty lobby is comprised entirely of mexicans.

"Ugh, it's going to take forever to mute this entire bean wagon."

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