wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

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CHRISSY WAKE UP

I DONT LIKE THIS

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP

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Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

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Wake up fully charged

When you wake up with a boner

I hate when I wake up fully charged

Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

Big money wake up

The morning that you get both a paycheck and stimulus check/tax refund deposited into your account.

Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.

Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.

Wake up and skip the scene

To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.

Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.

Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS

Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.

Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.

Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?

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