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Mascara wand

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.

My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube

by Dishwater February 27, 2023


Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023


pregnancy wand

A fully functional penis.

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."

by ass violator 9000 June 17, 2017


lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.

One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.

by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019


rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows

She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.

by k3rrsed May 14, 2008

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wonder wand

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.

Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.

by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008

3👍 2👎


wand of light

sacred name for the male genitals.

I'm going to love you with my wand of light

by Shakti Shen May 17, 2006

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