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Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 15, 2010


Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.

There are two types of people in the world: those who give wet willies, and those who give ghouly wands.

by captmurk April 12, 2018


pregnancy wand

A fully functional penis.

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."

by ass violator 9000 June 17, 2017


lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.

One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the β€œlady wand” to get down to buissness.

by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019


rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows

She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.

by k3rrsed May 14, 2008

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


wonder wand

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.

Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.

by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


wand of light

sacred name for the male genitals.

I'm going to love you with my wand of light

by Shakti Shen May 17, 2006

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž