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rap wannabe

Someone who think they're a rapper just because they wear backward caps and tracksuits. And also think they're a talented rapper when they're rhymes don't make any sense and they can only rap 2 lines. They don't even know how to throw East or West Coast signs. They're also the same as wannabe gangsters really because they're trying so hard to act like a tough guy when they could get beat up by an 8 year old at age 16!!! Your typical rap wannabe usually thinks he's a big fan of rap and hip hop when he really knows nothing about them. Like lets see he claims to be a big fan of 2pac (There's a chance he might not even know Pac is dead), Eminem, Xzibit, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg and then doesn't have a fucking clue about them, their lives or their lives, background or even birthday.

He might also claim to hate pop when he listens to artists such as Chris Brown, LMFAO and Bruno Mars and considers it real music.

The typical rap wannabe think they're friends with everyone when everyone thinks he's annoying but just don't want to hurt his feelings. He treats his ''friends'' like shit too.

You've probably met those type of people (usually guys) in your school or in work.

Basicly, they just want attention. Avoid them if you can.

Rap wannabe:''You can't be like me because all you can do is... (stutters) pee?''

The truth:''Oh jeez, really? Pull yourself toghetter, man''

Rap wannabe:''Fuck you, im a gangster rapper, fuck pop. *Listens to Chris Brown*, This is music Bro.''

The truth:''yeah, Chris Brown is totally pop and NOT music.''

Rap wannabe:''Fuck you, i rap oldschool style like LMFAO.''

The truth:''Oh, no wonder everyone thinks your annoying.''

Rap wannabe:''What are you talking about? Im friends with alot of people.''

The truth:''Then why is everyone talking about how annoying you are when you are NOT around?.''

(Rap wannabe cracks a douche smile and gets a tear in his eye).

The Truth: And BTW, i hope you've learned your lesson here and the fact that you are NOT tough.

Rap wannabe:Yes i am, fuck you, i know everything about real rappers.

The Truth:OK, what year did 2pac die?

Rap wannabe:(Says nothing)

The Truth:You are a considered rap wannabe
Rap wannabe:Wannabe? im NOT a wannabe, blah, blah, blah, i can't hear you *sticks finger in ears*

The Truth:I'll just try to avoid you since you can't handle me
Rap wannabe:Fine, then leave. Im too important for you, anyway.
The Truth:Too important being a wannabe

by Reggae Rasta February 2, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kimchi Wannabe

Someone who is obsessed with Koreans/Korean culture. (and isnt korean) That person might even try to learn Korean, make a korean name for themselves, and indulge themselves on anything korean like music (Big Bang, BoA, se7en, epik high, Rain, Wonder Girls), dramas (My Sassy Girl, Il Mare, Windstruck, JSA, A Millionaire's first love), food (Soju, kimchi, bul-dak, tang-su-yuk), etc.

Also, the person will be obsessed with Korean celebrities (for example, Rain Bi, Jyeon Ji Hyun, Seung Ri, Ji Woo Hyun, etc) and will want their significant other to be Korean.

Conversation between Kimchi Wannabe 's
Girl: annyeong haseyo, stephanie! Did you watch the ending of My Sassy Girl?! It was so cute!

Girl 2: My name isnt stephanie anymore, remember? It's Park Jun Ae! And I saw drama 20 times. Did I tell you how much I love Rain Bi?! I want to do him so badly. WE NEED TO GO TO KOREA.

Girl: SARANG HAE! <3 (^___^)

by ashreeayjun June 21, 2009

187๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


wannabe Punk's

1)Somebody that thinks that Punk is a fashion statment instead of a way of life

2)Somebody who listens to only Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Green Day's American Idiot, etc and walks around saying "OMFG!! Listen to this stuff! It's the best punk I've ever heard!" And doesn't even know what Anarchy is.

3)a poser

wannabe Punk's:"OMFG!! Good Charlotte is on!! They are like the most effin best punk pnk band there is!! AHH!! My black nail polish is coming off again!

by rebel77 March 3, 2006

68๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mod-Wannabe

1) The obligatory forum Nazi that resides on every single forum of the internet. They will call you out on anything that is even slightly against forum rules, like posting a picture that is an inch too large, out of the hope of one day being given moderator powers on that forum.

2) Humorless idiots that run to the forum moderator every chance they get for people not following forum rules. People who act like they're all chummy with the Mods, when the Mods just find them annoying.

3) Drones who burst into hillarious threads and ruin them by posting things like "This post is against the rules! Lock this!" to the point that everybody who was posting and having fun on said thread wants to reach through the computer and slap them.

Ed0000: LOL Look at this picture guys! Hillarious!

Bill39: LOL N1

Mod Wannabe: OMG Alerted Mod. That's against forum rule HZ 257 Line 3 Word 5.

Bill39: ...

Ed0000: Stupid Mod-Wannabe...

by EvilDash April 2, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


wannabe black

Usually someone who is white, and trys to act black. Trys to use slang and wear their pants low. Someone trying to fit in with black people. It usually seems fake and they can't pull it off.

e.g. Justin Bieber. He wants to be black.

*white girl walks up to black crowd*

White girl: Yo! Wassup peeps?

Black girls: Hi...

*white girl leaves*

Blacks girls: what the heck? peeps? really? what a wannabe black!

by PrettyCity March 19, 2011

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goth-wannabe

A person, not necessarily happy or annoying, that categorizes themselves as "Goth" (or "Punk" or "Emo" or any of that crap) for the sake of calling themselves goth. Not always annoying, not always faking creativity or depression or whatever. Just insincere.

Says: Wow, that's so deep...

Thinks: Yah, deep like a frisbee

by Ivie July 15, 2005

61๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


wannabe player

A man who tries to play but just can't get it right.

He lies and cheats but never gets away with it.

He lies so much that he forgets his own lies and trips himself up.

He forgets to use protection while fucking hookers so ends up with lots of diseases and then wonders how he got found it.

Because of his lifestyle he will naturally have an infected, diseased dick.

An embarrassment to other men.

Can only get women if he pays them.

A really bad liar.

That prick is such a motherfucking wannabe player - he is an embarrassment to all men!

Rohan is a wannabe player but he will never be a real player coz he can't even lie properly.

Jason, man, if you'r gonna play, at least wear a johnny coz that bitch you been tappin is playing you better than you're playing her.

by P.o.S.a January 23, 2008

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